Comment: i went out on a date with a bloke it was a blind date im 23 and when i got to the pub there was a sweet old man waiting for me he had to be at least 55 i had to turn around and run out i couldnt help but laugh

Comment: i met up with this bird off a dating site and wow she was hot we had a few drinks and a lugh we went back to her place and started to have some fun she was screaming and making loads of noise during sex when her dad burst in and started asking awkward questions about what sort of relationship i was going to have with his little girl and all this happened while i was led naked between his naked daughters legs

Comment: is anyone going to post any messages on here or not

Comment: is it a good thing if a girl cries and says she cant have sex cuz your penis is too big let me know ladies as i think im average

Comment: HI all i got a date this friday and im gonna ride the shit out of her she is over twice my age and gagging for it ha ha ha cant wait anyone wanna join us